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Early Morning, Motivation, and Oreo Balls

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Waking up at 5am has its benefits, but being ready for bed at 7:30pm is not one of them. Motivating other people can be really hard. When someone offers you an Oreo ball, you really shouldn't say no. We all know the reasons you should say no, but instead, say thank you and eat the most delicious dessert known to man kind.

Car Shows, Bowling, and Hobby Lobby

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A BMW employee at a car show inviting your three year old, whose nickname is "The Wildcard", to sit in a BMW convertible can cause mild chest pain. As an extremely casual bowler (about twice a year), getting one pin short of a turkey bothered me much more than expected. Taking three boys, ages five and under, to Hobby Lobby can go two ways.   One , your three year old can 360 spin a cart into one of the center displays while other customers watch in horror. T wo , you can pick up a super-awesome cardboard castle like this one.   We will mark this trip down as a success